This witty song cycle, premiered in 1998, is a setting of prose by etiquette columnist Judith Martin (Miss Manners) about attending a concert, a ballet, and other music related advice.

Contents: I. Prologue • II. Manners at a Concert • III. Manners at the Ballet • IV. Manners for Contemporary Music • V. Manners at a Church Recital • VI. Manners at the Opera • VII. Envoi