Contents: Amo, Amas, I Love a Lass (Arnold) • Anthony Preaches to the Fish (Mahler) • Ballad of the Fat Turkeys (Chabrier) • Church Bell at Night (Barber) • The Classicist (Mussorgsky) • The Cunning Constable (Leveridge) • A Fine Line (Barab) • How Often Have I Prayed (Wolf) • I Love Love (Bizet) • I Was Informed (Wolf) • If You’ve Only Got a Moustache (Foster) • The Kiss (Beethoven) • My Wife If a Most Knowing Woman (Foster) • The One Way (Ives) • Promiscuity (Barber) • Rumpled, Tumbled & Jumbled (Anon) • The Seminarian (Moussorgsky) • Strong Imagination (Mahler) • The Useless Serenade (Brahms) • Vilanelle of the Little Ducks (Chabrier) • A Warning (Mozart) • Why Should’st Thou Sweare I Am (Charles I).